Chuck Norris tee. Personalize your tee in

If you dindn’t know it, you can personalize your tees with the permission of Chuck Norris! Now you can wear your Chuck Norris tee, your favourite demigod, with the phrase you like the most.

Here you have the link of the product: I want my chuck norris teeIn observations of your order, you only have to write us the fhrase you want.

if you can’t think of anything, here you have a collection of phrases:

  • Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
  • Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
  • Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Jawbreakers were originally in the shape of Chuck Norris’ fist.
  • Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
  • Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
  • Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
  • Chuck Norris thought up some of the funniest Chuck Norris facts ever, but he hasn’t submitted them to the site because he doesn’t believe in any form of submission.
  • If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
  • Chuck Norris has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
  • Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.
  • It is impossible to be raped by Chuck Norris because that would mean you did not want it to happen.
  • Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
  • When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
  • Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
  • If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
  • Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
  • Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
  • They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn’t have to.
  • Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
  • Jeeves asks Chuck Norris.
  • When driving in his SUV, Chuck Norris always swerves out of the way if a squirrel is in the road. Not because he finds their antics amusing, but because it gives him a chance to run over pedestrians.
  • Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
  • Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.
  • Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
  • Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
  • Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
  • Chuck Norris has only one hand: the upper hand.
  • The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
  • If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.
  • Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
  • Chuck Norris can speak braille.
  • Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
  • Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.
  • One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris “Chick Norris”. He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy’s wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
  • A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
  • Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
  • Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims “6 Feet of Fun” is actually the trademark for his penis.

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